One study found that almost every mental illness was
connected to what month you were born in -- if you were born in January, you're
more likely to be schizophrenic or bipolar. But if you were born in the spring,
you're far more likely to get depressed.
And the effects aren't minor -- the results of the study,
which looked at every reported suicide in Great Britain over a 20-year period
(about 27,000 total), found that people born in the spring were 17 percent more
likely to commit suicide. The statistics were worse for women -- females born
in April, May or June were 30 percent more likely to kill themselves than
people born in the fall.
To be fair, people born in November, December and January
get 24 percent fewer birthday gifts.
What the hell? Is it because babies born during the sunny,
awesome spring months get the false idea that the world always looks like that,
then six months later get bummed out by everything turning dead and brown?
Because you'd think that they'd get over it after a few cycles. If there's a
genetic component to it, what does that mean -- that depressed people are more
fertile from August to October? That people with schizophrenia all start boning
in April and May? We'd have heard something about that, wouldn't we?
The reality is that nobody is really sure what causes it.
The researchers believe that it might have something to do with temperature,
which can affect the way brain cells are arranged in a developing fetus. Babies
are not microwave-safe, nor can they be kept in a refrigerator, but children
born in the spring have experienced both extremes during their nine months in
the womb. Or maybe it's that pregnant women eat different diets during the
winter months, or that less time in the sun affects vitamin D levels. Or maybe
it's, like, astrology or something.
Does this apply to those of us born in the tropics? Since
there’s hardly any change of temperature all yr round, does it mean that we are
“more stable” than those born in countries with 4 seasons? Why cant we do a
research of that here, right? It’s pretty interesting. I would really love to know
whether I’m suicide prone ….lol….
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